Gordon Swaby » Rants

★ Strike 1 Mr. Prime Minister

Gordon — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:28:25 +0000

Ok here’s how it’s going to go down, for anything extreme Our Prime Minister does he’ll get a strike. He has 2 strikes left in my book. After three strikes i’ll turn my back on our current PM and call him a failure and liar. First extreme thing he did was to push away his supporters in a recent crowd gathering, i didn’t actually see it myself, but my mother was telling me about it. She said he was going through a crowd when he started to push his Supporters away with his hands…..It got so out of hand that a cop had to intervene I mean come on… It was Your supporters dude, it’s not like they were PNP.

I still have faith in your Mr. Prime Minister, you produce some of the best speeches i’ve ever heard, they are very convincing, your most convincing one to date was at the National Debate. You seemed as if you genuinely wanted change for Jamaica, DON’T LET ME DOWN. Prior to becoming Prime Minister you criticized Mrs. Simpson Miller’s large Cabinet, but Sir, yours is by far larger than hers. I blogged about that recently. Bashing you for it, but i forgave you and let that one slide, but you’ve commited your first unforgivable sin, which is a darn shame. Anyhow enough of that

Leon, one of my fellow bloggers from my thoughts on stuff recently blogged about Don Wehby’s decision to leave Grace Kennedy and give service to his country instead…i mean come on who’s going to leave a 12 million dollar pay for 3 Million, he still has some say in Grace Leon, believe it or not, don’t be gullible. Tell the people what they want to here and they’ll shut up. It has nothing to do with patriotism, in this day and age i don’t even think there is such a word, it’s every man for himself, i don’t mean to be a pessimist, but it’s reality and we have to face it. Waiting for your response leon. A blog post preferable:) After all i contributed a whole blog post to you:) 2 in 1

Blog On,

Gordon

★ Cancer Here, Cancer There, Cancer Everywhere

Gordon — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:24:33 +0000

I don’t usually address the issue of health….when did health become such a big issue, back in the day people were living to be like 110, anyhow is it me or is everyone dieing of cancer now a days?. My friend recently died from cancer…she had it in the blood or something , a couple of my mom’s friends recently died from cancer also….no, i did not make a mistake when a said “a couple”. At first you only got cancer when you were a hardcore smoker, in the lungs that is, but now people have cancer every freakin’ where..sheesh.

People have cancer of the heart, the lungs, the finger, the foot, the brain…i could go on, this bad boy is appearing everywhere now, we all know what are some of the causes:

Food
Yes, the food we eat, it’s killing us, but heck we cant do without it, whether you go healthy or not, they spray vegetables, there putting all sort of shit in your food now .

The Air we breathe…..A real SORE issue

Yup, it’s gotten real polluted over time, that’s why cancer was not common a few years back, but now the air is really fucked up, in the next few years the air will get so polluted that we’ll have stuff attached to us, to get artificial air, and yes that’s going to cause other problems in our body.

Too much people are dying from cancer nowadays, i hope no more of my friends die from cancer, i hope i don’t die from cancer, R.I.P Kelly, Love You.

P.S Has anyone wondered why Scientists can’t find a cure for cancer or aids?

Your thoughts?

★ The Little Things We Take For Granted

Gordon — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:58:06 +0000

You know prior to Hurricane Dean getting up everyday going on the computer, getting water out of the tap, flushing the toilet with that little thingy on it:P, using the shower and other little stuff…i took all of them for granted. Yah i experienced other hurricanes like Ivan, but we have the hurricane, suffer for a few days, get back water and power and then life’s back to normal, but i don’t think we should take all these little stuff in life for granted. We should always remember how the hurricane handicapped us, whether it be for a few days, a few weeks or even longer.

I’ll try my utmost best not to forget again, because when we do, we take all these little necessities for granted thus treating them with disregard. Imagine throughout the hurricane we try and save the batteries so we don’t have to bare the darkness, because we all hate the darkness, we use the water like it’s the last bit left in the world, because if we don’t we’re screwed, but when power and light’s back we burn the light all night, and have the water running carelessly.

It’s like loving someone, but not realizing it until there dead or gone. Think about these words and enjoy life my readers.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ Adventures with Gordon…..Idiots At the ATM

Gordon — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 13:31:27 +0000

It always amazes me how much time people spend in the ATM. Fu*** crying out loud it’s not a bathroom people. Do your thing and then get it out. I mean 5 minutes is long but god, 20-30 minutes…god no. Is it that hard to withdraw and deposit; i mean it’s not like these are a bunch of old people who no nothing about modern technology because you never or rarely see someone over 60 at the atm.

I’m sure when your outside standing in line you get more than enough time to figure out what your going to do once your inside….but i guess it will never change

Cheers

★ Why Transformers Sucks…

Gordon — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:08:06 +0000

Now Transformers is probably the worst movie ever. Michael Bay spent like $2 making it…i mean c’mon how can people like that crap, it’s total garbage; trucks transforming, cars transforming total bullshit. I’ll leave this stupid movie to my 9 yr old brother.Seriously though i’m just shitting you. I’m just upset that i’m not going to get to watch it on the big screen because i’m a miser and i’d prefer to download it, Nah wait, i’m shitting you again; it’s really all my Dad’s fault. I was supposed to watch it and he’s like “No” I have SBA’s to do and for that i will NEVER forgive him. I’ll have this post as a reminder. I also blame my mother for not backing me up on this one, i mean come on i could have missed any other movie but not TRANSFORMERS. Now i’ll have to end up downloading it, which sucks:(. As the quality will be poor and the sound quality will suck.

My friends are going to tease the shit out of me.

P.S For the foreigners who read my blog; SBA’s also known as School Based Assesments are things that we get to do so as to top up our grades when we have our final exams which are known as CXC’s. You get an SBA for specific subjects.

*Sighs* One More Year Left and then i’m free from these shackles

★ Why we cant get enough of celebs…A Must Read

Gordon — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:02:33 +0000

It always amazes me why we are so engrossed in the happenings of celebrities and not paying attention to our own lives. No wonder channels like “E!” are so damn popular. People sit down for hours captivated with the insipid lives of people like Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole, Lindsay Lohan and so on, and watching programmes like “The Soup”.

I mean, come on, people sit down for hours and write essay’s on why Paris Hilton shit in a cab, why Lindsay Lohan cant act or SING, why Angelina Jolie is adopting so many kids. It’s very sad to know that stuff like that can happen. There was this thing on “E!” the other day….it was about the “Life And Death Of Anna Nicole” it was so good that people wanted an encore, but in the end people are so into celebs lives for various reasons …some for: money,enjoyment (God knows How),and others just because of Boredom

I for one will never spend so much time monitoring other people’s lives…it’s so STUPID; i rather video myself and watch it over and over on the tele.

P.S An interview with Paris Hilton Tomorrow on Larry King Live….A MUST watch Dont Miss. I for one wont.

Cheers

★ My thoughts on…Jamaica’s Situation

Gordon — Mon, 28 May 2007 01:05:07 +0000

Ok, seriously Portia are you dumb or what? And some of these Jamaican people are so gullible and stupid; Portia says oh the ages of 3-18 wont pay when they go to the hospital, yes the people rejoice but think about it:

-The Money to pay for our debts most come from somewhere
-Tax for shit will go up
-Then you’ll suffer even more

Your probably as dumb as Bush, you make alot of stupid decisions and i dont like you. Now alot of people most be wondering about my political stance? Well i’m a JLP supporter for ever i say BRUCE BRUCE BRUCE…F*****G NOT. Now your another piece of work you arrogant piece of shit your the one i hate; i look at you and see evil.

I always wonder why,why do you freakin idiots insist on wrecking Jamaica even more it aches me, i love my country and i don’t want to see it get any worse. I mean is it really all about the money? I’m sure it cant be all about the money doesn’t anyone have Jamaica’s best interest at heart. As i sit here and write I’m so damn depressed and i feel like braking down.

Nowadays if you ask any teen what are their plans career wise, everyone wants to leave and go to some foreign country( including me) there’s not much, if any opportunities available here anymore and that’s sad…very sad i tell you. Now everyone with the skills leave then there’s no one here to develop the country and then we’re in deeper trouble because there’s no jobs. When they leave they don’t plan on returning because it’s all good in America. It’s not always so but at least they have a better standard of living there.

Jamaica is a blessed country and i don’t see how a country with such colorful people,abundant resources,skills,intelligence can be so blind as not to see what’s happening. We are losing everything we hold dare,We’re selling our companies to foreigners, our dollar is worth nothing, they come here drain our resources make the money and invest in there country and we sit here like idiots and watch.

Now on to the Media, why is it that everyday it’s crime, crime,crime,crime cant there be something positive for once. Majority of what is shown on the news is negative; potential investors watch Jamaican news, scared by what they see and then change there minds about investing here.

I hope i can look at this post in a few years and see how the country has changed for the better, but i myself am at fault we talk about the problems of the country and yet no one is willing to change it. Heh, why not run for Prime Minister? Is it impossible? If Portia can do it then anyone can, please to any Jamaican who is reading this, think about what i have written we can all make a change, i plan on leaving my country but never forgetting where i am from i country has SO MUCH POTENTIAL, our youths are talented, but nothing to help them to make that talent shine the media wont help so we need to. I could go on forever but i don’t want to bore you.

Peace

P.S Ignore my Grammatical errors i refused to read over , i just wrote what was on my mind… a heavy burden has been lifted.

★ Is it me or did Heroes SUCK on Monday?

Gordon — Tue, 15 May 2007 23:37:36 +0000

There calling it a “landslide” I’m certainly not. Heroes Sucked on Monday. Yes there were the scenes where they copied the flipping truck like on X-Men, the pulling brains out of head part and the crappy acting.

Now don’t shit me, who the hell teaches the ways of the sword in 1 day c’mon Tim Gimmi something with more substance. Now the first scene that’s what really screwed me. Peter told Claire what to do know if he was going to explode and oh was he going to. Claire ended up shooting peter in the head…..No wait she didn’t he was like â€œNo, wait, Iâ€™m OK.â€ FUCK THAT. Oh well i guess there saving everything until the next episode i’m sure it will rock the world.

★ A Message To All Gays: Jamaicans dont Like You

Gordon — Sat, 05 May 2007 21:27:00 +0000

Please leave Jamaica….we don’t like you guys.if you persist on staying here and doing your nasty shit then…some ignorant Jamaicans, and I’m being frank here will kill you. I don’t like your sexual preference but that’s for you to decide.If you you fag bags insist on staying here then bad things will happen….to you that is. Heh I’ve been getting a few emails latelt on what has been happening to the little shits like you who do the nasty stuff you do here and trust me the outcome to your actions is dangerous to your health. What you guys do is not normal if men were supposed screw each other then you’d be able to reproduce and get off spring but thankfully that isn’t possible, so obviously it was not meant to happen

The reason I’m compelled to make such a post is because you guys have been in the media spotlight alot recently ( In Jamaica)…and i dont like it. That’s all i have to say

P.S Jflag Fuck You
Cheers

★ A Very Shitty Hacking Week

Gordon — Fri, 04 May 2007 02:00:51 +0000

It seems a psychotic “hacker” is after me and my partner in crime. The dude is one crazy shit; apparently he wants my website, says he needs it so he can get more members to his site, and said that if he doesn’t get it he’ll have to continue his rampage…i say bring it mother fucker you piece of shit. You’ll get what’s coming to you soon enough.

We’ve gathered some information on him check it out:

Location:
Jacob Y Lo (Verified)
27 Ellery Dr
Richmond Hill, ON (Verified)
L4C 8Z6
Telephone (905) 508-7455

Date of Birth:
November 24, 1988

Age:
18

Gender:
Male

Known IP Addresses:
70.49.105.18 (Bell) [bas8-toronto12-1177643282.dsl.bell.ca.]
69.158.189.159
24.103.52.210 (Rogers)

Known Methods:
Brutus
Admin Status on Forum -> Forgot Password?

Classification:
Script Kiddie

Targets:
MSN Contacts
Large Websites

Anyone who wants to pawn the shit out of him have fun