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★ Strike 1 Mr. Prime Minister

Gordon — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:28:25 +0000

Ok here’s how it’s going to go down, for anything extreme Our Prime Minister does he’ll get a strike. He has 2 strikes left in my book. After three strikes i’ll turn my back on our current PM and call him a failure and liar. First extreme thing he did was to push away his supporters in a recent crowd gathering, i didn’t actually see it myself, but my mother was telling me about it. She said he was going through a crowd when he started to push his Supporters away with his hands…..It got so out of hand that a cop had to intervene I mean come on… It was Your supporters dude, it’s not like they were PNP.

I still have faith in your Mr. Prime Minister, you produce some of the best speeches i’ve ever heard, they are very convincing, your most convincing one to date was at the National Debate. You seemed as if you genuinely wanted change for Jamaica, DON’T LET ME DOWN. Prior to becoming Prime Minister you criticized Mrs. Simpson Miller’s large Cabinet, but Sir, yours is by far larger than hers. I blogged about that recently. Bashing you for it, but i forgave you and let that one slide, but you’ve commited your first unforgivable sin, which is a darn shame. Anyhow enough of that

Leon, one of my fellow bloggers from my thoughts on stuff recently blogged about Don Wehby’s decision to leave Grace Kennedy and give service to his country instead…i mean come on who’s going to leave a 12 million dollar pay for 3 Million, he still has some say in Grace Leon, believe it or not, don’t be gullible. Tell the people what they want to here and they’ll shut up. It has nothing to do with patriotism, in this day and age i don’t even think there is such a word, it’s every man for himself, i don’t mean to be a pessimist, but it’s reality and we have to face it. Waiting for your response leon. A blog post preferable:) After all i contributed a whole blog post to you:) 2 in 1

Blog On,

Gordon

★ Bruce Golding: A Member for each year, You Fucker

Gordon — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:24:44 +0000

Lol, awesome title right^^^, Orette is dissapointing me already, i mean come on…18 Cabinet Members, sheesh and he was the one complaining about Sista Dumb P’s Cabinet, his is even larger. I hope he knows what he’s doing, because if he doesn’t well in layman terms, he’s F.U.C.K.E.D. I was reading in the paper recently that it seems as if Bruce has a Cabinet member for each year the JLP was out of power, 18 years….18 members, it seems as if he’s giving all of his good friends “a buss”, oh well, we’ll see how this unfolds

★ Congratulations JLP…I’m glad they won

Gordon — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:07:05 +0000

Well, congratulations to the JLP…even though it has not been announced we all know they won, and if i may say so myself they deserve it. So Bruce is now Prime Minister, Audley will most likely get Finance Minister…hehehe atleast i can say i know the Finance Minister (My dad and him are good friends)

CVM TV contacted pastor phinn about his ~~predictions~~ prophecy, he said he had nothing to say until after the preliminary count,poor dude his rep is screwed, he also got threats that if Portia didn’t win he’d have to leave the country…so what now phinny? what’s your excuse? was that prediction ment for Veronica Campbell? Veronica won her race on the 27th of August in the 7th lane, you made a mistake dude, Veronica was the one to win on the 27th and not Portia, but i still dont believe in this prophecy crap anyway.

I cant wait to see how things unfold.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ Not Necessarily a Win for the JLP

Gordon — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:30:39 +0000

Well it has been announced it’s JLP: 31 Seats, PNP: 29 Seats…that’s really to close to call, as a matter of fact you cant even call it a win. There’s word on the street that 2 very well known members are planning to switch over to PNP, if they should do that then the PNP would automagically become government, so in logic the people would not be the ones who decide the government.

Now that is the reason for my title “Not Necessarily a Win for the JLP”….we can wake up tomorrow morning and hear that someone from the JLP decided to switch over to the PNP and if that happens then there’s a tie..30 30, if that happens then the Governer General would step in….hmmm serious times people serious times we’ll wait on the outcome.

P.S Pastor Phinn is an idiot – http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20060318/news/news3.html

There going to beat the crap out of him

★ Voting starts in a few hours:)

Gordon — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:10:29 +0000

3:00am:Wow this is sad, I’m up at 3:00am while my fellow bloggers sleeep, blogging about politics, voting starts in a few hours don’t forgot to go out and vote, but remember once you vote to come straight back home, cause when that “Bad Man” ask you who you vote for and you give him wrong answer You dun know how it’s going to turn Brap Brap Brap, seriously though go out and vote people i have a prize for everyone who does:)…

I’ll have updates throughout the day, seeing as i cant vote i’ll stay home and be useful.

Ya’ll know who i support^^^^^^^

Blog On,

Gordon Swaby

P.S Remember to vote for the JLP , put the X Beside the Bell and the sticky beside the head:). bah, sit down analyze stuff carefully and vote accordingly if you feel that the PNP will change after 18 years then by all means vote for them, if you think Bruce Golding is an evil bastard and will not change anything then..uhmm, just vote people.

★ Am i The Youngest Blogger in the Jamaican Blogsphere?

Gordon — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:50:05 +0000

You know i’ve never really sat down and thought about it until now which is wierd. Am i the youngest Blogger in the Jamaican Blogsphere?…if that’s true then that’s sad:(. Lol, if all of us were to have a party…then your telling me i’d be the youngest blogger there, surrounded by 20 and 30 yr olds….and let’s not forgot 40yrs olds *cough JG *cough*.

Anyhow if there’s any young blood Jamaican bloggers out there (between 16 and 17) please comment.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ Jamaican Election….A Few Hours Away.

Gordon — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:42:15 +0000

Well it’s getting closer and closer to that special time in Jamaica. This election will go down in History. I’m pretty sure the JLP is going to win, but who knows the PNP might just surprise us…after all Phinn Prophecized that the PNP would win (idiot)….Anyhow i really want the JLP to win because if they don’t JA’s in big trouble. I was browsing through some past posts of mine and i remembered about this one, that post was wya back in may, i was really depressed that night with the country’s state, and the only way to get rid of my depressive state was to write about it, it’s a really interesting post ya’ll should read it.

Everyone will get there answer tomorrow, i certainly will not be falling out of my chair as “Mr. Bucks Thought”

Anyhow i’m really excited about tomorrow, what about you?

★ It’s September…… Jamaican Election is 2 days away

Gordon — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 16:04:31 +0000

Wow, time sure flies now with this post “September 2007″ will be added to my Blog Archives====>. Anyhow, it’s September 1 and Cable And Wireless hasn’t sent me any credit *Takes up phone to call customer care*. Now something big will happen 2 days from now, make sure to go out and vote y’all, don’t be stupid and say stuff like “My vote wont change anything”. Imagine a 100 people saying that; it’s not likely that your vote will be the deciding vote, but it will surely help so do us all a favor, VOTE

Now i would vote, but the thing is…i’m underage, they should lower the voting, put it to 16 or something. God, if election was next year…..hmm. Anyhow fellow bloggers please: Taylor, Kurk, Jamaican Girl, Leon, Bobby, Shonari and anyone else i forgot to mention.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

P.S i promised you hurricane pictures a while back…well here they are (http://flickr.com/photos/gordonoswaby/sets/72157601531770882/) Nothing hot, but there ok…cheers

★ The Little Things We Take For Granted

Gordon — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:58:06 +0000

You know prior to Hurricane Dean getting up everyday going on the computer, getting water out of the tap, flushing the toilet with that little thingy on it:P, using the shower and other little stuff…i took all of them for granted. Yah i experienced other hurricanes like Ivan, but we have the hurricane, suffer for a few days, get back water and power and then life’s back to normal, but i don’t think we should take all these little stuff in life for granted. We should always remember how the hurricane handicapped us, whether it be for a few days, a few weeks or even longer.

I’ll try my utmost best not to forget again, because when we do, we take all these little necessities for granted thus treating them with disregard. Imagine throughout the hurricane we try and save the batteries so we don’t have to bare the darkness, because we all hate the darkness, we use the water like it’s the last bit left in the world, because if we don’t we’re screwed, but when power and light’s back we burn the light all night, and have the water running carelessly.

It’s like loving someone, but not realizing it until there dead or gone. Think about these words and enjoy life my readers.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ I’m Back….Permanently:0

Gordon — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:10:57 +0000

I’m back dudes, feeling good right now. Got 3 for English and 5 for math, yah that might sound bad, but under circumstances it’s not. First, i never opened an English Book. I just decided i was going to do English, and for math…well i really suck at it, but who knew i got 5 i thought i was going to get ungraded.

Now I’m feeling rather good, i still haven’t gotten back light, but at least I’m typing from home…thanks to a generator powering the house, good news is that I’m getting back power tomorrow.

I’m uploading hurricane pics as i type i’ll post a link to it in a minute.

Anyhow more posts from me later