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★ I’m Now On Twitter….Twitting is Good.

Gordon — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 19:29:57 +0000

Twitter is a way of life. It’s living with a publicity policy. It’s friends, Romans and country people the world over engaged in timely snippet conversations that fit into 140 character chunks.

Let’s say I’m at school one day, i’m in the middle of class, i can take out my cell and send a txt message to the twitter number, after doing so you’ll see my sent message updated on my blog, it’s in the little blue area at the top….i’t's pretty obvious, but for those who are clueless and have no idea what i’m talking about, here’s a screenshot…..this will be shown after the next commcercial brake….Bam:

So when you guys see no post from me, you can always check my twitter, it’s short to the point and doesn’t take a sec to read.

Go sign up and see what this is all about. Once you register, you can follow me….once you follow me i’ll follow you, when you make updates it’ll come directly to my cell phone. If and when you register on Twitter tell me.

Blog On,

Gordon

★ Cancer Here, Cancer There, Cancer Everywhere

Gordon — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 20:24:33 +0000

I don’t usually address the issue of health….when did health become such a big issue, back in the day people were living to be like 110, anyhow is it me or is everyone dieing of cancer now a days?. My friend recently died from cancer…she had it in the blood or something , a couple of my mom’s friends recently died from cancer also….no, i did not make a mistake when a said “a couple”. At first you only got cancer when you were a hardcore smoker, in the lungs that is, but now people have cancer every freakin’ where..sheesh.

People have cancer of the heart, the lungs, the finger, the foot, the brain…i could go on, this bad boy is appearing everywhere now, we all know what are some of the causes:

Food
Yes, the food we eat, it’s killing us, but heck we cant do without it, whether you go healthy or not, they spray vegetables, there putting all sort of shit in your food now .

The Air we breathe…..A real SORE issue

Yup, it’s gotten real polluted over time, that’s why cancer was not common a few years back, but now the air is really fucked up, in the next few years the air will get so polluted that we’ll have stuff attached to us, to get artificial air, and yes that’s going to cause other problems in our body.

Too much people are dying from cancer nowadays, i hope no more of my friends die from cancer, i hope i don’t die from cancer, R.I.P Kelly, Love You.

P.S Has anyone wondered why Scientists can’t find a cure for cancer or aids?

Your thoughts?

★ Bruce Golding: A Member for each year, You Fucker

Gordon — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:24:44 +0000

Lol, awesome title right^^^, Orette is dissapointing me already, i mean come on…18 Cabinet Members, sheesh and he was the one complaining about Sista Dumb P’s Cabinet, his is even larger. I hope he knows what he’s doing, because if he doesn’t well in layman terms, he’s F.U.C.K.E.D. I was reading in the paper recently that it seems as if Bruce has a Cabinet member for each year the JLP was out of power, 18 years….18 members, it seems as if he’s giving all of his good friends “a buss”, oh well, we’ll see how this unfolds

★ Holmwood’s Vice Principal, Robert Lewis…A Rapist….sighs

Gordon — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:48:26 +0000

Boy, this comes as a surprise to me, as you all may or may not know, i attend Holmwood Technical High School, that awesome country school on the Hill in Christiana, Manchester, Jamaica.

Today i got some surprising news, the title gave it away though, yes my principal is a rapist, according to the news article i read. I’d give you all the details, but I’m in no mood to write about it, because even know i’m shocked, you can read about it here. Right now i’m not proud to be a student of Holmwood Technical, i’m so so so so saddened *sighs*, even if he he his innocent, he’s ruined anyway you turn. God, and what’s bad is that he rapped a boy……rapist + fag = diseaster

This will never be forgotten, i wish….hmmm

Gordon Swaby

★ Not Necessarily a Win for the JLP

Gordon — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:30:39 +0000

Well it has been announced it’s JLP: 31 Seats, PNP: 29 Seats…that’s really to close to call, as a matter of fact you cant even call it a win. There’s word on the street that 2 very well known members are planning to switch over to PNP, if they should do that then the PNP would automagically become government, so in logic the people would not be the ones who decide the government.

Now that is the reason for my title “Not Necessarily a Win for the JLP”….we can wake up tomorrow morning and hear that someone from the JLP decided to switch over to the PNP and if that happens then there’s a tie..30 30, if that happens then the Governer General would step in….hmmm serious times people serious times we’ll wait on the outcome.

P.S Pastor Phinn is an idiot – http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20060318/news/news3.html

There going to beat the crap out of him

★ Jamaican Election….A Few Hours Away.

Gordon — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:42:15 +0000

Well it’s getting closer and closer to that special time in Jamaica. This election will go down in History. I’m pretty sure the JLP is going to win, but who knows the PNP might just surprise us…after all Phinn Prophecized that the PNP would win (idiot)….Anyhow i really want the JLP to win because if they don’t JA’s in big trouble. I was browsing through some past posts of mine and i remembered about this one, that post was wya back in may, i was really depressed that night with the country’s state, and the only way to get rid of my depressive state was to write about it, it’s a really interesting post ya’ll should read it.

Everyone will get there answer tomorrow, i certainly will not be falling out of my chair as “Mr. Bucks Thought”

Anyhow i’m really excited about tomorrow, what about you?

★ Hey, Can i eat you?….I’m really Hungry

Gordon — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:43:49 +0000

Hehehe, this story made my day i laughed uncontrollably. Check it out, i wont even bother blogging about it too much; just read the story and comment.

Link: I ate my Roomate

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ The Little Things We Take For Granted

Gordon — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:58:06 +0000

You know prior to Hurricane Dean getting up everyday going on the computer, getting water out of the tap, flushing the toilet with that little thingy on it:P, using the shower and other little stuff…i took all of them for granted. Yah i experienced other hurricanes like Ivan, but we have the hurricane, suffer for a few days, get back water and power and then life’s back to normal, but i don’t think we should take all these little stuff in life for granted. We should always remember how the hurricane handicapped us, whether it be for a few days, a few weeks or even longer.

I’ll try my utmost best not to forget again, because when we do, we take all these little necessities for granted thus treating them with disregard. Imagine throughout the hurricane we try and save the batteries so we don’t have to bare the darkness, because we all hate the darkness, we use the water like it’s the last bit left in the world, because if we don’t we’re screwed, but when power and light’s back we burn the light all night, and have the water running carelessly.

It’s like loving someone, but not realizing it until there dead or gone. Think about these words and enjoy life my readers.

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ Girls…A Must Watch…How To Treat Your Man

Gordon — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:41:54 +0000

Girls watch this….this is primarily aimed at Jamaican Girl, the only known GordonSwaby.com blog reader

Blog On,
Gordon Swaby

★ May i Have a Gphone please…

Gordon — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:07:57 +0000

I don’t see what the hype is about over the iPhone…but pfft w/e i don’t even want one, it’s not like Steve Jobs recreated the wheel or something…no wait he did:) Anyhow, what i really want for Christmas is a Google Phone. Yes you heard me right…..a google phone. It’s being rumored that Google will make an official announcement as early as September. I cant wait.

P.S Hurricane Photos will be uploaded after the next Commercial Break