It’s one thing to spend an hour or two talking to a fellow entrepreneur, but spending 2 full days in a room with 19 other high-spirited, ambitious, self-motivated people is surreal. It’s easy to forget that there are other people out there working hard to make Jamaica, the Caribbean and the world a better place.

I don’t think we were chosen only for our businesses; our personalities were a great deciding factor for the Branson Team Members. The room could barely contain the energy that was inside it. Some were more vocal than others, some had a lot to say while others seemed to prefer observing. We all have our strengths and we all have our weaknesses, but we also all have the ability to help each other grow.

British-based Jamaican Entrepreneur and “Dragon Slayer” Levi Roots spoke to us on day one.  The speech resonated with me ( and I imagine everyone else) because He’s a black successful entrepreneur that everyone in the room could relate to. I also appreciated his candor. He left us with this quote from Shakespeare:

There is a tide in the affairs of men.

Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;

Omitted, all the voyage of their life

Is bound in shallows and in miseries.

On such a full sea are we now afloat,

And we must take the current when it serves,

Or lose our ventures.

I’m looking forward to fulfilling 12 weeks with the 19 other entrepreneurs of the Branson Centre. Like life, business and everything else I expect ups and downs. But I also expect great experiences and lifelong friendships.

As much as I would love to begin with a lavish introduction as to my credentials on being able to give financial management advice to anyone, I must say, I have none. But what I do have is life experience, and learning from the experience of others, the best ways to “live your life” while maintaining financial prudence and living within your means. So hello to you, I’m simply Matthew or @SmittyRoyal on twitter, who seems to be a completely different and more popular person than Matthew is.

So let’s start here. The simplest way to save is to NOT SPEND. Yeah, it’s just that simple. But of course not spending could mean for most of us, not having a life.

While working a regular 9-5 the average Jamaican earns between $30k (after taxes) monthly, to well in excess of $150k (after taxes) monthly. Yes, I do have friends raking in the big bucks, and yes, some days I wish I was them *sigh*. But as I am not them I have to utilize my money in the most economical way, which involves TREATING SAVINGS AS AN EXPENSE, and also HAVING A LIFE. Now these two things for me go together like peas in a pod. I refuse, as a friend said to me, to life my life as a miser for someone to inherit all the money I saved living a dismal and gloomy life, so that they can go and have a grand funeral for me, and then use the balance to “live the life” I neglected. This is where the ever so annoying Y.O.L.O comes in….and it is true, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, so do just that, live.

TREAT SAVINGS AS AN EXPENSE

Now before I get into how I do this, let me first make it clear, having a budget is a beautiful thing. I have developed a Budget for all my known expenses, with money in it that can be used for small unknown expenses, and then a savings portion that I do not even get in hand as that amount is wired straight to the bank (a great feature to have if your employer facilitates it). This is where I get into the heading, treat your savings as an expense.

In doing this, the money being saved will be regarded as “dead money” or “money spent” that you can’t get back (but in reality you can, because it’s your savings). This might take a little training of the mind, but once you establish that that money is no longer yours in the back of your head, then you won’t be so tempted to head to the bank to withdraw it, spending on some frivolous item (new shoes, jewelry, treating some new chick to the time of her life who clearly has no interest in you, just the experience she doesn’t want to spend her money on O__o) as soon as it reaches the bank monthly.

To be able to successfully treat saving as an expense, here is what you have to do:

1.   Remember that super feature of having the money go straight to the bank or other savings institution as a salary deduction. Well yes, that’s the first thing. If your Employer permits it, apply to have a set portion of your salary, the portion you can definitely do without, that amount you always seem to spend and regret through cognitive dissonance days later. Yeah, that little (or for some people LARGE) portion every month, send it to savings. Now this is a little more difficult for those who might not have this feature, but I’ll address that in another blog post. Don’t worry, I gotcha. Also ensure that you leave the debit card for that account at home, locked up tight or even at your parents home, in your old sock draw, far away from your tempted hands.

2.    In constructing your Monthly to Annual Budget, include all those items that you “have to pay” monthly as your first line of expenses. What I do is I list out each and every one of these expenses by name, such as my cable bill, internet bill, lunch money, gas/bus fare (transportation expense), grooming, life insurance etc. Those expenses that you can’t escape, have to spend on every month to simply live…comfortably. Now for some, this might take some tweaking of those inescapable expenses. If you are under 30 and don’t have life Insurance, don’t have any dependents, no family, then you can skip on the life insurance. But if you want mom and dad or that responsible relative to have it easy in case they outlive you and have to take care of funeral expenses, get some life insurance. It’s what a RESPONSIBLE ADULT would do. Then assess all the other inescapables. Some might be altered to reduce their amounts. If you have the porn stations on your Flow Cable, reduce your cable bill, take that package off, Porn is free on the internet!!!! And hey, if you want a few sites…I’ll post them in another blog .

3.   After tweaking the inescapables to their true unavoidable amounts (yes Sir, reduce your Cable bill by ridding yourself of the Porn Channels), the remainder of the money is solely for LIVING YOUR LIFE!!! But if you are still not sure, here is how you do it. Having a monthly Budget means you can easily convert it to having an Annual Budget. This helps you plan for those one off expenses that might not occur monthly but maybe bi-monthly or even once a year, such as Car Insurance, Registration and Fitness, School Fees, Dental expenses etc. With these things included in the annual budget, you now know of the months you have in which that excess income (using the term excess loosely) can come in handy to help you have fun. Those are your “FUN MONTHS”.

HAVING A LIFE

Now for some of us who have annual events to attend, like the Dream Weekend (Here come the shameless plugs, which the promoters needs to pay me for, yeah I’m collecting!!!), Sumfest, Sting, Jazz and Blues, Easter Weekend, Spring Break, Restaurant Week, Heroes Weekend, Labour Day Weekend….*whew*, I’m sure this list can go on, and on, and on, and on, and….well you get the drift. This leaves you with almost every month being a “fun month” right? Well here’s what you do. Since you are a baller/belle on a budget, which surely means you can’t afford all these activities, discipline yourself to be selective about the ones you “need” to attend.

Noting that you have already placed some of that measly salary away for savings, which its best to not even look at, you won’t have enough to spend on all these events throughout the year, hence, forget about all of them and just focus on attending a few.

For the romantic man, his best bets for keeping her smiling throughout the year are definitely taking her to Restaurant Week, at least two nice restaurants, one at the high end and another anywhere else on the spectrum. Plus, you’ll already have Valentine’s expenditure (which even if she says she doesn’t want a gift, it really means she is not getting you one, but you better get her something like her friends beau did or she will be pissed!!!)

For the Party Hopping Bachelor, with no commitments to the many females he’s “dating”, living your life is all up to you with the available funds remaining in your budget. But you still have to spend wisely. So all that buying more than one round of drinks for the boys bull crap has got to stop.

Instances where School Fee, or Car Maintenance clash with a special annual event may just happen, so here is where the importance of forward planning kicks in. Remember that Annual Budget, well here is where it helps you to determine if that additional savings (outside of the budgeted savings) may be needed for the coming month, so you don’t go spending it. That balance carried over from the past month (almost impossible to imagine you could have money left over in this hand-to-mouth existence huh?) can be used to accommodate that trip, or party you might have planned to attended, before the dreaded school fee popped up.

Now all in all, the truth is, Budgeting is hard, but if you want to be in control of your finances, it’s exactly what you have to do. Discipline is the next issue, but that again is definitely for another blog. But put it this way, a Budget is useless without the discipline behind it to ensure you stick to the plan.

A wise word to the fellas out there also – If you’re dating a wonderful chick that is a strain on your pocket….you sir need to “pack your bags and GO!!!.” Any woman that is a strain on your pocket can’t be the right one for you. Ever heard the saying “Act your wage”, well in this case, “Date your wage”…and I’m serious, don’t go dating a woman who is a strain on your pocket. While she is saving her last to acquire her own house, car and start her business, you are out there moving heaven and earth to buy her the nicer things and you can’t tell the last time you bought yourself a suit to wear to work. Don’t be a fool.

So I know you might be doing it for the bomb sex she gives you, but guess what, paying for sex is not what you want. If you want to pay for it, trust me, hit up the strip club, a “massage” parlour or even any of the Urban Hip Strips. “I’ve heard” (never had the need to get such service) that if its bomb sex you want, then it costs a lot less to get if from the most experienced women you can find.

With that said I bid you farewell. Lots of thanks to Gordon for allowing space on his blog to inform you people of how to LIVE while being financially prudent. In all honesty, there is a lot more to be said, and a lot more factors that need to be discussed, but I’m out of writing space. See the pic below of a sample budget. Use it to help plan your way forward

PS: To my ladies, I sincerely apologize for the sexist undertone. I am a man, and as such, I can only budget from a male’s perspective. Additionally, you ladies have “magical” ways of generating additional income, as well as going out and being entertained without spending a dime.

Updates to this article will come with or without questions. I hope this helps you to save some money. Also, please share with your friends so they can start saving money too.

Randy’s 4 Steps to Breaking the Bank by Randy Rowe

So recently it occurred to me that the level of bank charges that I’ve been paying to my bank are much too high. In an effort to curb this I’ve decided to cut down on the quickest area I can, card fees. Fees associated with the day-to-day use of my card (for those of us not inclined to notice the obvious).  Now in an attempt to dilute my bad karma with some good, I’ll be sharing the method I found with you.

Please note, it takes the form of steps, mostly because steps are easy to follow and allow me to get this damned post done as soon as possible.
So without further ado (which is a sentence whose sole purpose is to add “further ado”) here are Randy’s 4 Steps to Breaking the Bank:

Step 1.

Open a First Global Bank savings account.

Don’t bother to tell me that you love your current bank (unless it’s FGB) or that they’ve been good to you over the years (it’s quite unlikely that they have) or that you “cyaah bodda” (If this last one is you, don’t even ‘bodda ‘ to read the next steps, just close the page and go watch some TV). Always bear this in mind, unless you can bring in over 1 billion $ per month, NO BANK LOVES YOU..and even then this “love” would be questionable (think D’Angel).

Now, there are multiple benefits to opening a FGB savings account, but for purposes of this list, I’ll tell you the primary one…Global Access. No, its not a world visa, it’s their online web banking portal, they have, in my opinion, the most advanced web banking portal in Jamaica (that you have access to…I’m pretty sure the folks at BOJ have an even more powerful system). Using their system you can pay pretty much any bill, and transfer to any commercial bank. I’ll delve into this later, but for now, just take it that you should get an account there and sign up for net banking. (it’s 2012, not banking online is almost obscene)

Step 2.

Open a VMBS savings account.

At this point you’re probably gonna come with the typical excuse..”I don’t like having my money all over the place”…true..this is probably why you give it all to <insert your bank name here> each month in charges. Save the excuses, open the account, you’ll thank me later.Now, you’re probably wondering what the benefits to a VMBS current account are..I’ll tell you..simply put, they offer the BEST saving account option in Jamaica, right now (in my opinion of course, and for people who aren’t pulling down MAJOR bucks….I’m willing to bet you’re not, or you wouldn’t be reading this..). What do I use to back this claim up? Simply put, VMBS saving accounts have NO CARD CHARGES. That’s right, no withdrawal charge ($30 – NCB, $33 – Scotia), no Point of Sale (POS) charge (that’s point-of-sale…other banks have lots of charges which match the other meaning of POS) ($12.10 – NCB, $15 –Scotia), No card charges at all.

Step 3

Send your monthly salary to FGB.

I’m assuming that you have a steady, company paid, income here, and the ability to dictate where your pay goes. If you’re not one of the fortunate ones, look into setting up a standing order to FGB, yes there is a charge, but if you play it right, it can be one of your 2 only charges for the month. If you’re self-employed or get paid from multiple sources, find the best way to get your money over to FGB, link me on Twitter for help/tips along those lines. (@rtrowe)
Once you’ve gotten your money over to FGB start doing your banking the way it should be done…from your couch/toilet/backyard/phone/kitchen/AnywhereButInABank. I assume here that you’re an adult and have an actual budget. Well FGB helps greatly with budgeting thanks to the ability to send $ to different accounts in JA.  What you want to send to VMBS is the portion of $ that you have allocated yourself to spend each month. All those trips to the ATM, all those purchases done at the cash register (for which you’d have gotten charged) add up over time, and add up well enough to make NCB and Scotia 2 of the most PROFITABLE companies in JA…without them selling any tangible product. So this is your chance to cut costs, which is 1 of the only 2 ways to keep money in your pocket (savvy financial types will try to quarrel with me on that “only 2” point. Bring IT!!!).

Step 4

PROFIT!!!!

You can save an estimated $100k+ per year by avoiding bank charges (depending on your income that is. A better estimate is that you can save about 1 or more month’s pay by avoiding charges…now who wouldn’t want an extra month’s pay?). That’s a lot of money that can be invested to make even MORE money (by the way, Investing is the only other way to keep money in your pocket..I’m still ready to rumble financial goons -_-). Now, I know a few of you just read that and said to yourself “Did Randy just call 100k a ‘lot’ of money?”. Yes, yes I did. See in my short life I’ve learned that no one who truly has money ever calls any amount of money over $500 a “little bit of money”…unless they’re trying to sell you something….So yes, $100k IS a lot of money, so is $50k, so is $20k…(if you don’t believe so, try lending it to a stranger, or giving it away…or worse…losing it). There are many way to ‘PROFIT!!!!’, all fall under the category of ‘Investing’. This is a category that I’ll go into at another time. Its multi-faceted and WILL benefit you in the long run, lots to be gained there, literally, so look out for it.

So lets recap, or for those of us who just skipped to the end, summarize.
Randy’s 4 Steps to Breaking the Bank

Step 1.
Open a FGB savings account. (They have Global Access allowing you to send to every commercial  bank in JA)

Step 2.
Open a VMBS current account. (They have the wonderful advantage of NO CARD FEES)

Step 3
Send your monthly salary to FGB. (So you can access the wonderful benefits of banking like the rich do…even on a Saturday)

Step 4
PROFIT!!!! (Because the 2nd best thing to do with your money is to use it to make more money…the 1st is spend it of course[Strippers and beer ] ).

That’s it for my tips, feel free to leave a comment telling me if you agree, disagree, like the article, hate the article, think I should write more, think I should be banned from keyboards forever, whatever.
Depending on the response I may write a few more, I’m thinking topics like Managing Credit Card Debt, or General Debt Consolidation or just Investing, as mentioned before. All from the point of view of the small earner, the normal man with a normal paycheque.

Give me a shout on Twitter if you want my opinion of something (anything) at @rtrowe.
Hope you enjoyed…and even more so, I hope you followed and saved money. If you did, let me know and buy me a drink with some of your extra $

The word “Jamaipanese” is a portmanteau; a combination of Jamaica and Japan. Kirk is a Jamaica ( He’s Jamaican) and Japan ( more so Japan) enthusiast, he’s been an enthusiast of the latter for a while, but didn’t get to visit the country until recently–that’s the interesting part.

Kirk had everything he needed to go to Japan, but money. But that wasn’t going to deter him from going. Most people wouldn’t have bothered, but Kirk did and I admire him for that. His story is interesting and I think it should be highlighted.

Picture courtesy of Taylor’s Photography

On January 18, 2010 Kirk wrote a detailed blog post explaining how he’d acquire the funds to go to Japan, where he’d stay and what his expenses would be. You can read the blog post here. It’s titled “Operation Visit Japan”. What I find particularly interesting is how he managed to raise about 40% of the funds through his blog via donations (I’m pretty sure many told him not to bother because people would not donate, but he did anyway). I donated and encouraged him as I’m sure many others did. As a result he received  over $1,000 USD in donations from people all over the world. This is an example of how useful the internet can be to anyone, wherever you are, it just takes effort and dedication.

Kirk  even managed to snag sponsorship from a Japanese company for wireless internet connectivity while he was there and even stayed with a Japanese reggae singer who he met through his blog. There is still much more to be told, but I definitely can’t tell it like he can. He has  organized all his posts re: his trip to Japan he in a category that you can read here

Kirk is a good writer, consistent blogger and a great friend. I’m very happy for  him and I’m glad he finally got the opportunity to visit a place he’s so crazy about.

Ode to Jamaipanese.com, my blog of the year!

JULIET Landell knew the moment she was approached by her high school sweetheart Andrew Holness that she would end up being a politician’s wife. For that was made clear by the young, tall, dashing and confident Holness in a proposal of sorts to her while they were both students at the University of the West Indies (UWI).
“I recall he told me one day on campus ‘you are going to be my wife and I intend to serve in political life, you must choose now if you are able to take on this life because serving my country is important to me’,” the wife of Jamaica’s ninth and youngest prime minister told the Sunday Observer. “He was very clear on his professional goals from early.

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My favorite Question:

Q: A number of women go after men in power, how do you deal with women who may try to get involved with your husband?
A: I don’t mind that women will find my husband attractive. He is a wonderful man and I am actually honoured when others find him attractive — he is very loving, very affectionate, very jovial, very good looking — and I know that some women would really love to have a partner like mine. But when all is said and done, even though persons would want to gravitate towards him, I know he understands that his commitment with me is what comes first and foremost, and I believe in a relationship with one man, one woman. And he knows that. Having one partner is important to me and it is equally important to him. And because we both believe that God has made us equal then we do share similar views where that is concerned.

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Embattled dancehall entertainer, Vybz Kartel, and two members of his entourage, who have been jointly charged for the murder of Clive Williams, were again remanded when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate’s Court.

One of the men, recording artiste Shawn Storm – whose given name is Shawn Campbell – has been ordered to give his fingerprint to the police.

The three are scheduled to return to court December 2, when defence attorneys are expected to apply for bail.

A fourth man charged in the case, Kiro Jones, was not brought before the court this morning…

Go down dutty Babylon, dutty Babylon. Big up every prisoner big up every warder.

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THREE men who stole a car and attempted to escape, were shot and killed by gunmen on Red Hills Road, St Andrew this morning.

One of the men has been identified as ‘Howie’, and another, ‘Craig’. The third man is yet to be identified.

Residents said that the incident took place about 8:30 am.

The irony.

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An official Diplomat of Jamaica subsequently responded to this tweet disagreeing with me. You would think that an official representative of our country would know this, but alas.  I will not include the name or  twitter handle of this diplomat, if only for his sake.

If you’re not familiar with the structure of the Jamaican Government please go here, here or here.

Feel free to follow me on twitter: @gordonswaby

N.B His name is replaced with “Guy” in the discussion:

So, without further ado…the Winners are:

Sir. Michael, His Comment: “People say I’m addicted to my Blackberry but I’m not, I’m addicted to the people in connects me to and thats why I love it.”

Tonian Lindo, Her Comment: “I love my Blackberry because it keeps me connected on the go to friends and family anywhere in the world through RIM’s native BlackBerry Messenger at a set cost per month.”

Jovan, His Comment: “ I love my Blackberry because it makes me seem like the most efficient civil servant Barbados has ever seen.”

Tonaya, Her Comment: “I love my blackberry because it is cute, trendy, and up to date, yet it is functional, efficient, and easy to use I save A LOT of money buying phonecards, almost all of my friends have a blackberry so i jus PING PING PING ”

Marcus Bird, His Comment: “????????????????????(^_^)”

Kasense, Her Comment: “ Easy to use, fastest and cheapest way to communicate plus allows me to organize and store important files for school or work and that’s why i love my blackberry ”

I will be contacting all of you for some information soon.

Thanks to everyone who entered, What will I give away next? We’ll see!

How do I Enter?!

Leave a comment on this article stating why you love your Blackberry in a single sentence, that’s all there is to it! The competition closes on June 15, 2011 at 12:00 AM EST. The winners will be announced on June 16, 2011. The competition is open to everyone in and outside of Jamaica.

The only requirement is of course a GSM Blackberry.  After the winners are announced I will contact you with the coupon code you’ll use on their website when making the order.

Start commenting and Good luck!

P.S If you’re not familiar with unlocking and the benefits of it, check out this article