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		<title><![CDATA[Prosecution Has Video Evidence In Kartel Case ★]]></title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon </dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Embattled dancehall entertainer, Vybz Kartel, and two members of his entourage, who have been jointly charged for the murder of Clive Williams, were again remanded when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate&#8217;s Court. One of the men, recording artiste Shawn Storm – whose given name is Shawn Campbell – has been ordered to [...]<p><a href="http://gordonswaby.com/2011/11/prosecution-has-video-evidence-in-kartel-case/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to 'Prosecution Has Video Evidence In Kartel Case'" class="glyph">&#9733; </a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Embattled dancehall entertainer, Vybz Kartel, and two members of his entourage, who have been jointly charged for the murder of Clive Williams, were again remanded when they appeared in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrate&#8217;s Court. </p>
<p>One of the men, recording artiste Shawn Storm – whose given name is Shawn Campbell – has been ordered to give his fingerprint to the police.</p>
<p>The three are scheduled to return to court December 2, when defence attorneys are expected to apply for bail. </p>
<p>A fourth man charged in the case, Kiro Jones, was not brought before the court this morning&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNNXJPZIjWE">Go down dutty Babylon, dutty Babylon. Big up every prisoner big up every warder.</a></p>
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		<title>★ I Won! Now what should i put it on?</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2009/03/i-won-now-what-should-i-put-it-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon </dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Along with my Credit Card Bills (which never seems to go down, no matter how much i pay them, i have hate for you NCB) and every other bill, came something that put a smile on my face:) My prize that i won from the one and only Stunner.  The gift was a keyring he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Along with my Credit Card Bills<em> (which never seems to go down, no matter how much i pay them, i have hate for you NCB</em>) and every other bill, came something that put a smile on my face:) My prize that i won from the one and only <a href="http://stunner101.blogspot.com/">Stunner</a>.  The gift was a keyring he brought back from his trip/vacation in  New York. As soon as i read he was holding a contest for it i decided to pitch in, fortunately i won:).</p>
<p>The keyring may seem trivial to some, but i greatly appreciate such a gesture, it&#8217;s sort of like what <a href="http://ruthibelle.blogspot.com/2009/03/sometimes-its-little-things.html">Ruthibelle wrote here</a> ( read and you&#8217;ll get what I&#8217;m saying). If my memory isn&#8217;t failing me I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve never won anything in my life, my family isn&#8217;t the winning type, but as stunner said and I&#8217;m paraphrasing &#8220;it&#8217;s never too late to start winning&#8221;. I really appreciate Stunner and i hope to win more stuff in your future competitions</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-497" title="img_4286" src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_4286-300x225.jpg" alt="img_4286" width="300" height="225" /></p>
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		<title>★ I May Not Like Diddy&#8217;s Music&#8230;But</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/09/i-may-not-like-diddys-musicbut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon </dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I may not be the biggest fan of Mr. Combs&#8217; music but i am a fan of this Youtube video he so lovingly made. I myself was annoyed by John McCain&#8217;s choice of Sarah Pillin for Vice President.Â  But i think Diddy put it best, in layman terms anyway; give it a watch I know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I may not be the biggest fan of Mr. Combs&#8217; music but i am a fan of this Youtube video he so lovingly made. I myself was annoyed by John McCain&#8217;s choice of Sarah Pillin for Vice President.Â  But i think Diddy put it best, in layman terms anyway; give it a watch</p>
<p><code><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/thmueS0ngAs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/thmueS0ngAs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></code></p>
<p>I know Mccain&#8217;s old, really old, <span class="status_text">what if he trips and breaks his hip? he needs to be careful. he&#8217;s a fragile old man. Sarah would be a heart beat away from presidency . I also reccomend this post a friend of mine posted on his blog re: Mccain&#8217;s choice of Pallin for Vp, give it a <a href="http://roneysmith.blogspot.com/2008/08/my-new-conspiracy-theory-on-mccains-vp.html">read</a></span></p>
<p>P.S I Got a good laugh out of Diddy&#8217;s video; the guy&#8217;s a comedian.</p>
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		<title>★ Happy Birthday Aundra, My twitter friend And More!!</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/07/happy-birthday-aundra-my-twitter-friend-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon </dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday to Aundra. The only twitter friend i&#8217;ve actually met in real life; we&#8217;ve gotten preetty close too: How can i hate you Twitter?.Â  Birthdays are to be celebrated and treasured, it&#8217;sÂ  the day of your inception..a couple years back (Mommy and Daddy had some innocent fun&#8230;i guess) (Don&#8217;t want to spread your age, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft alignnone size-medium wp-image-364" style="border: 0; float: left; margin: 1px;" title="cake" src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cake-300x266.gif" alt="" width="183" height="161" />Happy Birthday to <a href="http://twitter.com/Aundra">Aundra</a>. The only twitter friend i&#8217;ve actually met in real life; we&#8217;ve gotten preetty close too: How can i hate you Twitter?.Â  Birthdays are to be celebrated and treasured, it&#8217;sÂ  the day of your inception..a couple years back (Mommy and Daddy had some innocent fun&#8230;i guess) (Don&#8217;t want to spread your age, now do we, hahaha).</p>
<p>Again, it&#8217;s your day. Take it easy Babes.</p>
<p><strong>Gettin&#8217; Sweeter. Gettin&#8217; Sexier. Gettin&#8217; Smarter </strong>- <span style="color: #ff0000;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY</span>!!, Three cheers for Aundra, and three cheers for twitter. makin&#8217; dreams come true.</p>
<p>Cheer, Cheer, Cheer &#8211; And that&#8217;s a wrap:)</p>
<p>*Let&#8217;s pack it up guys*:P</p>
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		<title>★ Classical: Einsteinâ€™s chauffeur</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/05/classical-einstein%e2%80%99s-chauffeur/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 20:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this while stumbling check it out: Einsteinâ€™s chauffeur When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerâ€™s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this while stumbling check it out:</p>
<h4>Einsteinâ€™s chauffeur</h4>
<blockquote><p>When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speakerâ€™s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of making speeches.</p>
<p>â€œI have and idea, boss,â€ his chauffeur said. â€œIâ€™ve heard you<br />
give this speech so many times. Iâ€™ll bet I could give it for you.â€</p>
<p>Einstein laughed loudly and said, â€œWhy not? Letâ€™s do it!â€</p>
<p>When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeurâ€™s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einsteinâ€™s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.</p>
<p>Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobodyâ€™s fool.</p>
<p>Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, â€œSir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.â€</p>
<p><a href="http://blogofme.com/einsteins-chauffeur/">Source</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>★ Your so naughty&#8230;.Rofl</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/05/your-so-naughtyrofl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is so awesome i had to make a post about it, check it out: Double Picture Illusion]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">This is so awesome i had to make a post about it, check it out:</p>
<h3 style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Double Picture Illusion</strong></span></h3>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/doublepicillusion.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-324" title="doublepicillusion" src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/doublepicillusion-212x300.jpg" alt="" width="212" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>★ The Media&#8217;s Bitch&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/04/the-medias-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon </dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The media is a powerful tool,it can make or break you. I mean seriously, couldn&#8217;t the media turn me into rapist if they wanted to, what if it was written up in all the major newspapers, announced on all radio stations, posted on many blogs and broadcasted on TV stations that i was a rapist, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-322" style="float: left; border: 0; margin: 1px;" title="newspaper" src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/newspaper-285x300.png" alt="" width="163" height="173" />The media is a powerful tool,it can make or break you. I mean seriously, couldn&#8217;t the media turn me into rapist if they wanted to, what if it was written up in all the major newspapers, announced on all radio stations, posted on many blogs and broadcasted on TV stations that i was a rapist, they&#8217;d go on to say how cruel i was to that one girl(ROFL), would you not believe them? I surely would, once we hear it being broadcasted we instantly believe without even thinking about it rationally, well most of us.</p>
<p>Do you really think Paris Hilton or Britney Spears or anyone else the media has turned into a monster is as bad as the media make them out to be. People like <a href="http://mythoughtsonstuff.com/2008/04/25/my-thoughts-onparis-hiltons-my-new-bff/">Leon</a> gobble this up(Saying how stupid and crazy Paris Hilton is,just because it&#8217;s all over the news and everyone is saying it, but i secretly think he&#8217;s fascinated with her). I can bet you anything she&#8217;s not that bad off camera, but why not accept it? After all, it&#8217;s entertaining.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re still friends<a href="http://mythoughtsonstuff.com/"> Leon</a>, keep it real:)</p>
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		<title>★ Forwarded Messages, God i hate them.</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/04/forwarded-messages-god-i-hate-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I liked this, decided to share, i mean when i really need to send out forwarded messages,i always take the &#8220;fwd&#8221; from in front of the subject, seeing it for me is a big turn off, anyhow look at this:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked this, decided to share, i mean when i really need to send out forwarded messages,i always take the &#8220;fwd&#8221; from in front of the subject, seeing it for me is a big turn off, anyhow look at this:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/forward.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-317" title="forward" src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/forward-175x300.jpg" alt="" width="175" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>★ Funny&#8230;funny indeed</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/03/funnyfunny-indeed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because of time constraints ( CXC exams in a month) my posts will become somewhat shorter, they will be similiar to this one. Anyhow, read this comic: Awesome, right? Comments, Thanks for the share Jerome.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because of time constraints ( CXC exams in a month) my posts will become somewhat shorter, they will be similiar to this one. Anyhow, read this comic:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kson0001.jpg" alt="kson0001.jpg" /></p>
<p>Awesome, right? Comments, Thanks for the share Jerome.</p>
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		<title>★ So Cool&#8230;Just At The Right Time. Oh and Girls Are Evil</title>
		<link>http://gordonswaby.com/2008/03/so-cooljust-at-the-right-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just had to post this, pretty random but cool, 48 just on time pics for your viewing pleasure&#8230;enjoy: http://www.blingit.us/blog/2008/02/27/pictures-taken-just-at-the-right-time/ Â Proof That Girls Are Evil]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just had to post this, pretty random but cool, 48 just on time pics for your viewing pleasure&#8230;enjoy:</p>
<p>http://www.blingit.us/blog/2008/02/27/pictures-taken-just-at-the-right-time/</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Â Proof That Girls Are Evil </strong></p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.gordonswaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jpg00000.jpg" alt="jpg00000.jpg" /></p>
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