I was not one of those persons to complain about twitter’s usability, but i think it’s time to call it quits, it’s over; no more early mornings, no more late nights, no more txt’ing you from my cell phone, no @’s with friends it’s over i tell you, OVER!!!. I will only reconsider this relationship when you decide to change and get back in shape, i mean , seriously, your so fat!!! you can hardly keep up on morning jugs, panting and breathing hardly, it’s embarrassing and agitatingÂ to both my friends and I.It has gotten so bad that people on the street are talking about you. Lay off the BK, lay of the T.G.I Fridays, lay off the Subway, lay of the Scoble.
If they are the problem, if they are so tempting, go on a diet, ban them from your life, whatever you do, do something. I know all those spicy late night scobleizers and winers were good, with all that spice inside, it made you feel good about yourself, they even told all there friends about you, you got so popular babe, you cheated. I know from the beginning that you were hot and there was a great chance that you might end up like this, and then there was your down days… i could handle it initially…but not anymore.
Twitter…Your friends became my friends…we became good friends, twittering each other all day long, but *sighs*. I don’t even know how i’m going to keep in contact with them anymore, it pains my hurt to know it had to go down this way. Just promise me you’ll change, maybe we can try again someday, when your clean and good to go…Goodbye