Gordon Swaby

Sean Paul Gives Me Seizures

Yes every time i hear his music i have major seizures, i’m going to do surgery, i can’t take it anymore, NOT. There’s this one bitch though, talkin’ bout everytime she hears Sean’s music she gets seizures, bitch please, i’m sure it’s not only his music i’m sure there are many other artists out there who give you seizures as well, but no, you had to choose Sean.


why do those look like iPod Headphones? Sheesh. I feel she got those seizures because she was listening to music on a damn cd player. Check out the full story here

Written by Gordon Swaby

Gordon Swaby

Founder and CEO of social learning service EduFocal.com. I’m passionate about technology, the internet and the use of technology in education. I am a recipient of Governor General’s Youth Award, the PSOJ’s 50 Under 50 Award, The commonwealth Youth Award and many others.

Lovingly made on Thursday, January 24th, 2008 at 5:45 pm. Filed under Funny.

  • http://www.jamaipanese.com Jamaipanese

    she suffers from musicogenic epilepsy which is real sickness so why you hating on the poor retarded girl? At least brain surgery “cured” her 😉

  • http://mythoughtsonstuff.com Leon

    Oh great. Pick on the successful Jamaican. Why’d you stretch her pic so wide? Makes her look fat.

  • http://www.advance-gamers.com Gordon Swaby

    Hehehe, because she’s a loser… “L”

  • yanique

    poor woman….atleast she got cured

  • http://baka-koneko.com/blog Tokio

    I don’t think she “chose” Sean. It said “She receives the worst kind of seizures when listening to Sean Paul’s “Temperature.””

    So yeah, other people might give her seizures but that particular songs gives her grand mal seizures. Other songs might just give her minor seizures.

    Anyway, you don’t really get to choose what gives you a seizure and how bad it’s going to be. So I don’t see the point of hating on her, because she had no control over it.

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