Gordon Swaby

Google is Internet God, And You Should Worship Her….

I’ve been meaning to write a post like this for ages now. Whoever said Google was a her?….I did. Now every single person in the world knows what google is, as a matter of fact, Googling is a verb, here’s the definition for Google in the dictionary

” A trademark used for an Internet search engine. This trademark often occurs in print as a verb, sometimes in lowercase:

“A high school English teacher … recently Googled a phrase in one student’s paper and found it had been taken from a sample essay of an online editing service”

Just the other day i was having a conversation on messanger with the Geico caveman about Google; the conversation went something like this:

Me: Yow, What’s Up GC?

Geico Caveman(GC): Nothing Much Gordon

Me: I ment to ask dude, You know what Google is?

Geico Caveman: You guys need to seriously stop F***ing with me, of course i know what Google is, You damn Jamaicans……..

Me: Calm Down Man, i was just asking.

Now it goes to show you how immensely popular Google is, it’s probably the most popular company in the world, i probably asked the wrong Caveman too, as far as i know the Geico Caveman is smarter than some of my friends (*cough Brian *cough*.
Anyhow back on the topic of Google, google was founded way back in September 1998; 8 years after my birth, i seriously don’t know what the Internet would be like without Google. I use Google for mail, search, schedules. Google hates when i cheat on her so they bought out some of the other companies that i use…..services like feedburner and Youtube. You can check out some other Google Aquisitions here. Keep this a secret, but Google HATES when people use anything but them, so they try and dominate every area on the Internet. Heck, they’ve even recently tried getting into Social Networking, i love you with all my heart G, but i’m sorry to say i can’t use all of your services, some of them are so hardcore, i’ll have to stick to the basic stuff like 69’ers, Missionary etc.

Now Google has the habit of buying services it can’t beat, a good example: http://video.google.com….i’m not gonna lie it sucks ass so they bought Youtube.com, heh, there pretty rich after all. kudos to Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Not many people write stuff like this about Google Nowadays, they claim there not worthy, but i try my best. Google is going to rule the Interweb for years to come, now say your Google Internet Prayer and Go To Bed.

Written by Gordon Swaby

Gordon Swaby

Founder and CEO of social learning service EduFocal.com. I’m passionate about technology, the internet and the use of technology in education. I am a recipient of Governor General’s Youth Award, the PSOJ’s 50 Under 50 Award, The commonwealth Youth Award and many others.


Lovingly made on Thursday, November 8th, 2007 at 8:06 pm. Filed under Interesting, Tech, Uncategorized, Webology.



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